Wednesday, August 16, 2006

You Might Play EO Too Much

Guys, this'll be a much more upbeat post from the previous few. =]

While talking on global, I got a new idea.

You Might Play EO Too Much If...

Works just like redneck jokes. :D




If you yelled 'DSER!!!!!' at your mom for stealing the last pork shop at dinner, you might play EO too much.

If you have arthritis in your index finger, you might play EO too much.

If you chased your sister around the house asking to borrow a shirt, yelling 'u' at her, you might play EO too much.

If you called you sister an autohunter for clicking through every channel on tv 7 times, you might play EO too much.

If you yelled 'KS!!!!' at your dad for getting to the couch first, you might play EO too much.

If you asked your neighbor for his SP hack after watching him mow his 4 acre lawn, you might play EO too much.

If you own the 'EO Swimsuit Calender: Admin Edition' featuring Aengie on the front cover sporting a hot Hula Skirt, you might play EO too much.

If you have the Aeven Press delivered to your door every morning, you might play EO too much.

If you type in ! before every comment on MSN, you might play EO too much.

If you called a guy a 'Tsearcher' for flying by you on the highway, you might play EO too much.

If you asked your neighbor his level the first time you met him, you might play EO too much.

If you wear Carnivo urine on your boots while training, you might play EO too much.

If you own an EO blog on blogspot.com, you might play EO too much.



I hope you guys enjoyed it. xD Submit your own 'you might play EO too much' jokes into my comments page. I think I'll start doing a single joke everyday, and if yours is good enough, I'll use it. =D

See you guys later. Bai bai!

19 Comments:

Blogger Mansun said...

If someone gets in your way at the supermarket and you yell 'Blocker!' and try to call the admins, you might play EO too much.

2:36 PM, August 16, 2006  
Blogger Zeralto said...

if you ask to buy a hero plate off your friend you might play EO too much

If you go around with a loudspeaker saying 'buying geggime furs' you might play EO to much.

3:28 PM, August 16, 2006  
Blogger ephicious said...

I frequently use !, ' and & on MSN without thinking. Also I have a habit of using them RO, which are COMPLETELY wrong... then going on EO and using RO commands like $.

4:32 PM, August 16, 2006  
Blogger Jagz said...

Crap, I thought I was safe until I got to the one about blogs :P

5:22 PM, August 16, 2006  
Blogger Kamileah said...

Hmm, well, mine is more of a brain lack problem. c: Confusing ! and & every day of my life. -_-;; I have to be very careful when talking about soft issues since I could accidentally screw it all by confusing the evil ! and &.

And yes Ephy..

!<------------>&

9:28 PM, August 16, 2006  
Blogger Vegaszfinest said...

Well.. i say LOL instead of laughing outloud sometimes... Does that count??

10:21 PM, August 16, 2006  
Blogger Kalori said...

Damn, you got me.

Only because of the blog one though.

:P

12:40 AM, August 17, 2006  
Blogger Zeralto said...

i dont get urs vegas.. you say lol? ..u dont laugh but u say lol.. weird lol lol ooo l oll o ll ol oll

1:58 AM, August 17, 2006  
Blogger Vegaszfinest said...

no.. I said the word lol.. instead of actually laughing.. well i did it like 3 times lol...

5:17 AM, August 17, 2006  
Blogger Espii said...

;-; Ephy, why do weirdos read my blog? -Points at them being weirdos.- .-.

7:04 AM, August 17, 2006  
Blogger Zeralto said...

we were normal until we read this weird blog ^^

7:48 AM, August 17, 2006  
Blogger ephicious said...

Yes, what Zeralto said. :]

8:49 AM, August 17, 2006  
Blogger Katalla said...

and... I play to much...you got me with a few of those...oops ;)

12:14 PM, August 17, 2006  
Anonymous Nezlo said...

LoL, I loved the jokes :D

4:03 PM, August 17, 2006  
Blogger Espii said...

I did a few more under Ragnos's forums topic. General Discussion - You Might Play EO Too Much If...

8:25 PM, August 17, 2006  
Anonymous xaradas said...

If you type in ! before every comment on MSN, you might play EO too much.

OMFG thats what i really do lol... >.>' anyway i laughted so much

4:48 AM, August 18, 2006  
Blogger ephicious said...

When you chase someone down in the street and ask to buy their clothes. ¬¬

6:25 AM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous berdy said...

You might play EO too much if, You say ''sigh'' in real life instead of just sighing.

3:33 PM, August 18, 2006  
Anonymous Gnathorn said...

i really loved the running behind sister and yelling u! That was nice one...and i and my friends in RL really sometimes also just say ´LOL´ instead of la7ughing...usually when joke is not really that funny...and we use WTF too. and there´s OMG salso^^

5:11 PM, August 23, 2006  

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